Just a random thought I had on the bus this morning. XD

If Superman was ghetto, he'd do the Soulja Boy all the way to the crime, but always get there late.
He'd give all his powers stupid names like "burn shit" and "see through shit" and "that other shit" and "this shit right here".
He'd never be in a relationship, cuz word got out that he was faster than a speeding bullet... IN EVERY WAY.
And he'd still fly, but his baggy-ass pants would either slow him down or get ripped off from the wind resistance.

And his alias would be C-Kizzle; your friendly neighborhood drug dealer.

...holla at ya boi CK. XD


-ShockwaveXT7